100 Weirdest Things To Do When You Are Really Bored

by on February 9, 2013
 

100 Weirdest Things To Do When You Are Really Bored







  • Slap someone with a piece of baloney! (yes that’s the WHAT?! button your clicking……).
  • Press the damn what button!
  • Slap a random person with a live fish…….. Yes, that is the weird button you are clicking.
  • Find something on this site and actually do it. Yes, yes that’s the ‘what?!’ button you’re pressing.
  • Name every single one of your teeth. yes. your clicking the what button.
  • Be a mutated seal/bear. Yes, that is the “what” button you are clicking.
  • Go to sleep before you wake up
  • Next time you go camping, ask why the tent doesn’t glow in the Dark. (that’s the what button. I know.
  • Figure this out: the following sentence is true. the previous sentence is false.
  • Fall to the ground and miss.
  • Ride a door.
  • Fall off the floor.
  • Put a banana in your favorite ear.
  • Take a banana and find a park bench with someone sitting on it and slowly scoot closer to them and w.
  • Pretend you are a constipated ninja.
  • Act like a squirrel in the shower!!!
  • Ride a couch down main street.
  • Smell the sun.
  • Write on your forehead “dont look me in the eye…….im a cannibal” then jiggle like jello.
  • Tell someone you just ate a silver butterfly and you are rather upset about it.
  • Eat a cupcake and then scream at a sink.
  • Enter a crowded elvator and say “So, lots of fiber last night..”.
  • Nail jello to a tree
  • Moo like a chicken.
  • Bark like potato.
  • Talk to Cleverbot.
  • Morph a banana and an apple together to get the ultimate fruit.
  • Go outside with no pants on and a bra over your shirt screaming i have scissors.
  • Take a jello bath.
  • Walk up to the next George you see and say :YOU HAVE IT TOO!” then run away.
  • Get clear tape and wrap it around your face and run around Walmart asking for apples.
  • Sniff your lawn.
  • When the person on your tv says something talk to it like its talking to u!! wait what!?
  • Go into target and hug a can of beans.
  • Eat yogurt and run around in the road and scream SHES HERE!
  • Go up to a person and say “have you ever sniffed a unicorn toe?”.
  • Go sit at the corner of a round table.
  • Drive around slapping people with a wet fish.
  • When the school bell rings yell, THE DINOSAURS ARE COMING!!! then act like a dead hobo.
  • Fall up a tree.
  • Go up to someone and say, “can I see your arm?” Rub your nose up and down their arm.
  • Wear 5 watches on each arm and ask someone for the time while slapping yourself in the face.
  • Run up to a random person and see how many times you can lick them before they shout at you.
  • Do not do tier15.
  • Do the worm on your couch and scream “WHY DO THE NARWALS ALWAYS HAVE TO STEAL OUR TOILETS!!”.
  • Attempt to fall over twice…WITHOUT getting back up the first time.
  • Go up to a curtain say “NEVER do that to my mom again!” and start skipping away singing a love song.
  • Go up to anyone named Garret and tell them to stop throwing skittles at your local squirrel.
  • Microwave soap.
  • Ride a block of ice down a golf course.
  • Run Directly at The Wall Between Platform Nine and Ten.
  • Say ‘LOOK ME IN THE EYE!’ to a random-er and then slap them with a piece of baloney. (WHAT?! button).
  • Look up safety torch and sing it at random times so other people stare at you, then ask them for $50.
  • What I if told you read this wrong.
  • Go to your neighbors house and ask to borrow their orange fuzzy hammer.
  • Blink wildly for 30 seconds, then feel your nose muscles with your nose.
  • Walk into a candy , stand 2 feet from the door and say I feel like a kid in a candy store. leave.
  • Drive around by yourself. At a red light, get out and do a Chinese fire drill.
  • Shave a tennis ball!
  • Try everything in bunny suicides.
  • Lick a frozen pole then poke your friend’s tummy!
  • The potatoes are alive!
  • Learn how to act like a wet fish out of chicken fat.
  • When someone asks you somthing, take off yor pants, hand it to them, and say, “Of course you can”.
  • Jump off the roof of your house, onto a pile of marshmallows and gummi bears.
  • Take one of your friends jackets, smell it, if it smells good keep smelling and see what happens.
  • Learn to do the Mexican wave with your eyebrows.
  • Throw a potato at the ground and miss.
  • Tape the bottom of your pants and fill it up with water.
  • Buy your teacher roses and then eat them in front of them.
  • Shout theres a piano on the wall when they look duck then say your hiding from an alien abducktion.
  • Call three zero seven six six zero six zero eight four and ask for a good time.
  • Eat the smell of carrots.
  • Go to Walmart and ask for blueberry toilet paper.
  • Take someone’s clean sock and say that it is beautiful and it smells good.
  • Buy a very large Hamster Ball and gorilla suit and roll around and act like your in a rush.
  • Draw a face on your hand and make out with it.
  • Take control of a public PA system and pretend to be GLaDOS.
  • Bite someones leg and yell “I AM THE SQUIRELL OF YOUR DREAMS!”.
  • Try to swim to the throat of the world.
  • Paint a pickle orange.
  • Go to MacDonald’s and buy every size in fries without the fries .
  • Put red wine in a choclate bunny and shoot it.
  • Put a hard boiled egg in the microwave then hand it to your friend. run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Throw m&m’s at bald guys’ heads. when they turn around pretend to be a fish.
  • Try feeding skittles to a rainbow.
  • Sometimes I like to sit in my closet and pretend im a potato.
  • Eat your feet…
  • Lick your friends nose.
  • Try and order 43 chicken nuggets without using 4 piece chicken nuggets. X3.
  • Kill Chuck Norris…
  • Bathe in melted butter no seriously try it! TRY IT TRY IT TRY IT TRY IT!!
  • Dance like a midget.
  • Play your own game of slender.
  • Ask people on the street if they will be the bread to your sandwich.
  • Eat cheese in front of and oreing and say cheesey oreng.
  • Eat your fingers in public.
  • Ride a Turtle!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE Yes your clicking the weird button.
  • BE a narwhal. BE it.
  • Tell the president to give our food back.
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