25+ Shower Thoughts To Relax Your Mind
We contemplate so much in the shower because it’s one of the few places we can’t use electronic devices to distract ourselves.
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Newborns are always crying because any discomfort is literally one of the worst things they have ever experienced.
There should be a superhero who doesn’t actually have any superpowers at all, he’s just a normal guy that everyone thinks is a superhero.
When you say the word “crisp”, it moves from the back of your mouth to the front as you say it.
What if they found Amelia Earhart’s plane while looking for Malaysia Flight 370?
I’ve had a 3D printer in my kitchen for about 15 years, but it only makes waffles.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
You’ve never been in an empty room.
Laughing Gas should be the best treatment for Tear Gas exposure
My body can read DNA but I can’t read DNA …
10 is the only number on the clock that is also how many minutes are left in the hour.
The “snap” you hear when you get a static electric shock is just a teeny, tiny thunderclap.
When cars are able to drive themselves, then they will truly become “automobiles”
We have known our parents our whole life, while our parents have known us for a short part of theirs
Disneyland is a human trap set by a mouse.
The word “Fat” just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word “Eat”.
If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
I wish there was an app that could connect you with people that look exactly like you.
The cleverest criminal masterminds are the ones whose stories we’ll never hear.
If you drop food in the toilet, all you’re doing is skipping a step.
The harshest punishment for a suicide attempt is a life sentence.
Google is like CTRL+F for the entire internet.
“Subaru” spelled backwards is “u r a bus”.
If we elect a president that has a PhD or MD we would call him Dr. President
If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If an egg is broken by an inside force, life begins.
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
If elevators were never invented the Penthouse would be the cheapest room in hotels.